看笑話的結(jié)果就是看完后能夠令人捧腹大笑，我們看過很多中文的笑話，那么英文笑話你看過沒有，如果還沒有的話，那么下面我們跟著聽力課堂去看看英文笑話都有哪些能夠令你捧腹大笑的。

英文笑話第一篇：

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1. I’m not addicted to Wechat! You know, I just use it whenever I have time. Lunch time, break time, bed time, that time, this time, any time, all the time!我對(duì)微信并不上癮。我只在有空時(shí)玩微信。主要是在午飯時(shí)間、休息時(shí)間、睡前時(shí)間、這些時(shí)間、那些時(shí)間、任何時(shí)間和所有時(shí)間玩玩而已。(這里主要利用time來達(dá)到幽默的效果，仔細(xì)體會(huì)一下英文哦!)

2. I hate two-faced people.It’s so hard to decide which face to slap first.我最恨兩面派，因?yàn)槲也恢老壬饶倪叺哪槪@讓我很為難。

3.When a woman says “WHAT?”, it’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s just giving you a chance to change what you said.當(dāng)一個(gè)女人說“什么?”，這不是因?yàn)樗龥]聽見你說什么。她只是在給你一個(gè)機(jī)會(huì)來收回你剛剛所說的話。

4. When people call you photogenic, they’re actually trying to tell you that you look uglier than your pics.當(dāng)人們說你真上鏡時(shí)，他們其實(shí)是想告訴你：你本人看起來比照片丑多了。

英文笑話第二篇：

1. People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.人們說笑容是最好的良藥。你的臉一定能治愈全世界。

2. Don’t steal, don’t lie, don’t cheat, and don’t sell drugs. The government hates competition.不要偷，不要撒謊，不要欺騙，不要販毒。因?yàn)?美國)政府痛恨有人和它競(jìng)爭(zhēng)。

3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.婚姻是這樣一種關(guān)系，一個(gè)人永遠(yuǎn)是對(duì)的，另一個(gè)人是丈夫。

4. Sometimes you just need some space…to fart.有時(shí)你只是需要一些空間來放屁!

英文笑話第三篇：

1. They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?他們說愛比金錢更重要，但是你是否試過用一個(gè)擁抱來付你的賬?

2. When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…”當(dāng)我臨終之時(shí)，我希望我的最后遺言是“我留了一百萬美金，放在了?！?/p>

3 I always learn from mistakes of others who take my advice.我總是從那些聽了我的建議之后犯錯(cuò)的人哪里吸取經(jīng)驗(yàn)教訓(xùn)。

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